DBZ - Older than dirt and proud of it

Goku:

Vegeta Jr. (also known by nickname as "Veg"):

Vegeta:

Till (speaking to Vegeta): " Tell me again how many times you’ve died? I still have the one life I was born with many centuries ago. Back in my day there were no such thing as magical dragon balls or supernatural-anything else that could grant wishes or resurrect the dead. There were no convenient second chances when ya done goofed! So, you lived, even when you were beaten to within an inch of your life and had one foot in the grave, you got your tired ass up off the ground, brushed yourself off and got busy livin’. By the way, I dunno anything about this legendary Broly fella you’re talking about, but I became the first to ascend in over a thousand years, long before the little turd or his father were ever thought of… So, before you get all butt-hurt and start runnin’ that mouth of yours any more than you already have, remember who you’re speaking to because you’re  givin’ the stink-eye to the only saiyan who takes pride in saying “I’m older’n dirt with the experience to teach you boys a thing or two about surviving!!”"





Here ya go, .....because you can never have enough of Till's wizened super-special blend of psychology and extreme violence...

Vegeta has the urge-to-kill-rising face and Goku is really hoping he isn't going to have to play mediator again and separate them before mister stick-up-his-butt Vegeta flips his shit because he'd rather argue till he's blue in the mouth than actually admit he doesn't know as much as he claims to know, but Till is older than dirt and can see right through the facade and is like because he makes it his job to poke the vegetables. You can't pull a fast one on the old man, Vegeta, so don't even try...oh, wait.. you already did... YOUR FUNERAL!!! He'll just end up mopping the floor with your face, HAW!

....Funny that little Vegeta Jr. seems to be the only one who is shocked to see that his grandpa Till is a super saiyan. Kids are easily amused, I guess.  

I love my OC Saiyan, Till (Goku's biological grandfather and sire to Bardock). I imagine this scene takes place directly after this.. (This image was drawn forever ago, so I apologize for the horrible style). Till likes to goad Vegeta into letting loose because overcoming his anger issues, pride, etc, which are holding him back, is the only way he'll ever be able to become as strong as Goku or anyone else for that matter. Till is just the guy to break Vegeta of his bad habits even if it means beating the daylights out of him until he gets it through that thick skull of is (Till is also ornery and kind of sadistic in his targeting the prince into a good 'ol brawl). Mister high and mighty needs to get off his high horse and sit with all the other regulars like a good boy. ...Goku is pretty much on the verge of giving up because in the end, teaching a thing or two about humility to the Prince is kind of what he needs... Goku is just excited to have someone like Till around to spar with. He only worries that Vegeta and Till are setting a bad example for his kids, Gohan and little Vegeta. Heh. Time will tell....
(Note:  Veg is also my fan-child of Goku and Vegeta, with Goku being the one who birthed him (mpreg) because I'm totally gay for Goku x Vegeta, so you homophones need to shut your mouths and deal with it!!)

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Till, my version of Vegeta Junior aka "Veg" all based in my imaginary story/world of "Moon Baby" and "This Time Imperfect" © Me
(it's okay to say you have no idea what's going on because half the time I don't either. My muse is weird like that, making things up as I go with some vague sense of continuity stuffed in there to try and make sense of it).


The canon Vegeta Jr, Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, Broly and his father Paragus / Dragonball Z © Akira Toriyama